Week 3

Commissioner's Corner

Quick admin update on league scoring. I noticed that kickers were not being penalized for missed PATs. In the group chat, I said it was for missed FGs and PATs, but upon further review, I saw that missed FGs were being penalized correctly at -1 point per miss (no penalty if a kicker misses a 60+ yarder, FYI).

Missing a PAT now results in -1 point for the kicker. This change will go into effect for future weeks. ESPN, being ESPN, made the change retroactive for weeks 1 and 2. This impacted the game between CJ and David in week 2, as they had the only rostered kickers to miss a PAT this season. As such, I’ve added 1 point to each of the final scores to adjust for this.

Week 2 Recap

Hey Colts fans, why don't you guys Malik my balls? How did you guys make our backup QB look good?

I've had a pretty good week with the Packer win AND another win in fantasy AND I'm the highest scorer AGAIN.

Tido had a pretty awful week, so let's all laugh at him. He was the 3rd highest scorer but lost and lost Pacheco on top of that. I found incriminating evidence of Tido going out to Kansas City and sneaking some horse placentas over to Pacheco:

Week 3 Preview

This week may not be too pretty for some of winless teams out there. 2 out of the 3 face off against undefeated teams.

In the NFL world we have a Monday night doubleheader! I love weeks when no teams are on a bye - so much football to watch.

Offers:

In addition to watching his NFL team lose, Nathan also lost everywhere in this week's offer report.

CJ had balls of Steele (get it) and won the backup KC running back for $26, narrowly beating out Nathan by $6
Tido got Quentin Johnston for $12, again beating out Nathan. But please tell me why is there hype around this guy, didn't he drop everything last year?
I spent $8 unnecessarily on Braelon Allen, a player I dropped the week prior. Guess I just like to waste money.

Stats n' Stuff

So You Think You Can Dong?

Lots of movement this week as a few teams left double-digit points open on their bench. As a consolation to all the losers this week: you would have lost anyways if everyone started their best lineups. Speaking of best lineups, Sharukh scored the first perfect of the season last week!