Week 8

Commissioner's Corner

If you are seeing this, please say "Tido is a spoon" in the group chat. 🥄

Week 7 Recap

Thanks again for that beer Tido! I met up with Tido and Bret to enjoy some wonderful Blitzen and to showcase the new analytics tool I keep shilling about.

Continuing with our week 7 recap, my team is on fraud alert after my second consecutive loss. Here is what AI had to say about my performance:

Kamarala Harris had a rough go at it this week from a management perspective. The amount of effort and thought given here was LOW. Like John Wall coming up with his signature dance. “What if I flex but then…now hold onto your butts here…I turn around my fist and flex the other way? And then I just repeat that while smirking? Sound good?” No, it doesn’t sound good. It sounds like you were given roughly 10 seconds to come up with a dance and went with the first thought that popped into your brain. For god’s sake, do a little bit of research before next week. We only criticize because we know that you can do better, Kamarala Harris.

Yes, I made terrible roster decisions and scored terribly however, in my defense, I would not have better Jason if I did start my best lineup.

Enough loser talk as congratulations are in order for Bret as he won his second game of the season and scored his highest point total yet doing so.

And speaking of good fantasy teams, we have a tight competition at the top. Sharukh has a two game lead on the next closest teams however he is currently in 3rd for total points for. The new tool's power rankings have Nathan in first by a decent margin followed by Sharukh with Adam in a close 3rd.

Week 8 Preview

We have a sacko bowl! Andy and Tido, the two bottoms in our standings at 1-5, face off to decide who is actually the worst (so far). Since of these teams are almost guaranteed to lose, Sharukh could already clinch "not Sacko" with a win this week. Although, how funny would it be if they tied?