Week 15 - Round 1

Week 14 Recap

On behalf of Bret, I’d like to extend a warm welcome to the other five teams joining the 2024 Dungeons & Dildos Fantasy Football Playoffs! Let’s take a moment to appreciate how razor-thin the margins are in fantasy football—Bret’s playoff hopes came down to a single lineup decision. If he had started Darnell Mooney over Tee Higgins, he’d be celebrating his playoff berth, and I’d be left sad and mopey on the sidelines. Instead, here I am, reveling in my spot while Bret watches from afar.

With help from AI, here is a cursed image recreating how I image Bret looked after realizing he lost.

In other playoff news, Nathan secured the top seed after defeating Adam in their rematch. Despite Sharukh’s impressive high-scoring performance making things interesting, Adam managed to hold onto his coveted first-round bye.

Current Draft Position choice order:

1. Andy

2. David

3. Tido

4. Bret

5 - 10: TBD by playoff results

Playoff Preview (& Stats)

As promised, here are some intriguing playoff-related stats to kick off the postseason excitement:

This marks Tido’s second time missing the playoffs in the past three years.
Jason has tied the league record for most playoff appearances since 2015, a testament to his consistent success.
Speaking of streaks, Jason, Sharukh, and Nathan all continue their runs of consecutive playoff appearances. Nathan leads the pack with a current streak of three years.
Bret’s Week 14 loss ended his playoff streak, which had stretched back to 2020. David’s three-year playoff streak also came to an end this season.
CJ has now qualified for the playoffs in three of the past four years, after only making it twice between 2015 and 2020.
Andy remains the only team to miss the playoffs in both 2023 and 2024. Every other team has reached the postseason at least once in the past two years.
Adam’s playoff berth is his first since 2019, breaking a four-year drought. Welcome back, Adam!