2025 - Week 5

 

🏈Week 4 Recap

Ben wins again?! Is there some commissioner cheating scandal? I’ll be over here pretending my roster construction was intentional and not the result of extreme luck with scheduling.

 

And if you're thinking, “Ben, you’re only undefeated because your opponents have a combined record of 4-12 and are averaging just 86.5 points against you,” then… yeah, same. I didn’t realize that until I crunched the numbers. But hey, wins are wins, and I’m not giving any of them back.

Unfortunately, the fantasy gods are about to test me. My next four opponents are 11-5 and averaging 114.5 points. So if you see me spiraling, just know I saw it coming.

 

In news unrelated to fantasy have you guys seen Drew Allar's DMs? I'm believing that these are 100% real and nothing can convince me otherwise. He has the makings of the next Cleveland Browns QB.

 

 

🔮Week 5 Preview

Welcome to the worst time of the fantasy season: bye weeks. Four teams are off this week, and thankfully the Packers are one of them. They’ve looked worse than David’s fantasy team lately, and that’s saying something. 

 

We’re also blessed with the second of six 9:30am international games. Sorry to the non–East Coast folks and anyone who roots for these teams, but I’m loving it. Nothing hits quite like 14 straight hours of football after a full Saturday of college ball.

 

📊Stats n' Stuff

So You Think You Can Dong?

Fixed a bug with the record aggregation calculations. No math wizards called me out last week, which is both a relief and a concern. Either way, the numbers are now legit.

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Power Rankings

All Time Leader Board

We have movement! Bret & I swapped places. Eat my dust Bret.