2025 - Week 7

🏈Week 6 Recap

My commissioner powers struck again in Week 6, delivering a divine beat down to Sharukh. The man was averaging 115 points per game and then he faced me and barely scraped past 60. Call it luck, voodoo, divine intervention, or just elite scheduling karma. Either way, I’m riding the wave.

 

Let's take a deeper dive into this phenomenon so far:

 

 

 

I've been playing around with Sora and have a video just for this occasion.

It’s like every team forgets how to fantasy when they face me and I’ve been tinkering with Sora and cooked up a video tribute to this phenomenon.

 

 

🔮Week 7 Preview

*Someone start humming the Rocky theme in the background please & thanks. 

 

Week 7, or should I say the fantasy Super Bowl? Two undefeated juggernauts collide. The fantasy firmament trembles. Will my miracle run continue, or will Jason send me plummeting to the top of the waiver wire? Tune in this weekend to find out.

 

 

📺 Programming Note

• Next week’s league note will be guest-written by Tido. Please be gentle, he’s a Michigan fan now.
• There will be no league note the week of 10/27. 😰
• David will step in for me the week of 11/04. Be nice to him too, even though he’s actively tanking to stay behind Mukund on the All-Time Leaderboard.

 

📊Stats n' Stuff

So You Think You Can Dong?

New segment name idea: Bret’s weekly existential crisis over a fresh batch of lineup luck analysis and wondering what the hell aggregate means.

 

Power Rankings

 

 

 

 

All Time Leader Board