2025 - Week 12

🏴‍☠️Commissioner's Corner

Ahoy, ye fantasy deckhands! Today we celebrate like it be 2006 for Old School Runescape has dropped its first new skill since the golden age of dial-up. I’ll catch ye on the high seas when ye aren’t fiddlin’ with yer lineups or benchin’ 46-point scallywags.

In honor of this rare treasure, here be a few cursed stats from the fantasy deep:

Old School Runescape got a new skill before…

GTA 6 set sail
Nathan, Adam, CJ, Andy, & David hoisted a championship banner
Tido and CJ breached the 155-point mark
David passed Mukund on the All-Time Leaderboard
Mukund made port in the playoffs
Sharukh, Adam, and Tido claimed the Dong
Bret deciphered the word “aggregate”
Tido earned his sea legs as a real-life doctor

🏈Week 11 Recap

Let's keep this pirate talk going.

Raise the grog for Bret, who claimed the weekly high score in a week where the league’s cannons barely fired. His victory ended a 707-day drought and last seen winning coin in Week 14 of 2023. For those tracking ancient curses, Andy still holds the longest dry spell at 1148 days, dating back to Week 3 of 2022. That’s older than some of our memes.

As for me crew, we took on water fast. Lamar Jackson led the charge straight into the latrine. Without JT to carry me, my ship sank deeper than Mukund's position on the leader board.

Bret’s Bills allegiance paid off thanks to a “vintage” Josh Allen performance: 2 picks, 3 passing TDs, 3 rushing TDs. A true pirate, reckless, but rich in plunder.

🚨 Jason has now lost 4 straight. Someone toss him a life preserver. 🚨

🔮Week 12 Preview

Three weeks remain, and no crew has clinched nor been cast overboard. Sharukh and I can secure our playoff treasure with wins this week. Adam, however, be teeterin’ on the plank; a loss or wins from Bret or Andy could send him to Davy Jones’ locker.