2025 - Week 13

 

 🏈Week 12 Recap

Exactly what Taggart said! What in the wide wide world of sports is going on in this league?!

The last five weeks have been chaotic. Every current playoff team sits tied at 8‑4. Jason, once the early front runner, has now dropped five straight and faces the very real (albeit slim) chance of missing the playoffs entirely. Meanwhile, Andy seems to have picked up some witchcraft during his furlough. As the league’s first back‑to‑back Dong holder, he looked destined for the triple crown… but instead stole his brother’s mojo and rattled off four wins in his last five. We may need a congressional hearing into the mysterious “Bigler file.”

And then there’s CJ. After a four‑game losing streak, he waited until my matchup to finally field a competent team. His win kept his playoff hopes alive and may even stave off Sacko doom. Timing is everything.

 

🔮Week 13 Preview 

Two weeks remain in the regular season, and the madness continues. Honestly, it feels like David already spun the Mario Party 4 Reversal of Fortune wheel (shoutout to the homies who played). The tides are turning in ways no one predicted.

 

 

 

Sacko Watch:

• Bret looks mathematically safe, thanks to CJ and David squaring off in Week 14.
• That leaves CJ, Adam, or David to battle for the dreaded dong.
• David may have caught a break with a bizarre quirk where Adam and Nathan play twice in two weeks. ESPN scheduling gods, explain yourselves.

  

 

And with that, I’m done trying to untangle end‑of‑season scenarios. My head hurts as much as Bret’s does every time he reads the Stats n’ Stuff section.

 

 

📺 Programming Note

• David will be back next week to write another outstanding league note!
• Reminder: sign‑up sheet is still open. Only a few weeks left, so if you want your shot at glory, now’s the time.

 

 

 🦃 Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃

📊Stats n' Stuff

So You Think You Can Dong?

 

Power Rankings

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